First International Trip T-Shirts

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

A traveller presenting suitcase to a stern customs officer

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Italy: that day-one feeling

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

The Fault of the Fowl

Much baggage looks similar. Please check stubs.

'Please, you needn't slay a fatted calf in my behalf!'

'I'm wearing my two carry ons.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Tourists

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

Airport security - Groping or non-groping.

"Security pat-down? I thought it was a Thai massage..."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Now that's an afro!'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Vaccination Passport

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Limerick Airport

Rubbish Carousel

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

A London gent abroad

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt