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A woman listening to an audio guide

'Now that's an afro!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

The Family Joules: Part 6

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Rubbish Carousel

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

The Fault of the Fowl

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Hotel Interincontinential

A Giant at the Airport.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Entering New York City - Check it out

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Tourists

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.