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First Time

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

A Giant at the Airport.

Glastonbury. Before.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

A Wrestler Abroad

A woman listening to an audio guide

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

Revealing Airport Security

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

'You say that you'd hate to be up there in a plane? I'd hate to be there without one!'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."