First-time Experience T-Shirts

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Snow Devil

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

A Giant at the Airport.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Glastonbury. Before.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"Ice rink"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

A Wrestler Abroad

A woman listening to an audio guide

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

Bunny rabbit helping Santa - 'I hate interns.'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'You say that you'd hate to be up there in a plane? I'd hate to be there without one!'

Revealing Airport Security

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

First Time

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'