First Flight Experience T-Shirts

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

Revealing Airport Security

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

'You say that you'd hate to be up there in a plane? I'd hate to be there without one!'

A Giant at the Airport.

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Airport Security.

'Are we there yet?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

The World's Easiest Airport

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The World Wide Web.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Mass Travel

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Airport

Airliner

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!