First-time Experience Pillows

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Snow Devil

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

A Giant at the Airport.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Glastonbury. Before.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"Ice rink"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

A Wrestler Abroad

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

A woman listening to an audio guide

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Bunny rabbit helping Santa - 'I hate interns.'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

'You say that you'd hate to be up there in a plane? I'd hate to be there without one!'

Revealing Airport Security

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

First Time