First Exam Experience Pillows

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Burning the midnight oil.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good luck with all the revision...

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

GCSEs

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"