First Experiences Pillows

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Snow Devil

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

Women

A Giant at the Airport.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Glastonbury. Before.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I'm open to new things."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

A woman listening to an audio guide

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

Revealing Airport Security

'You say that you'd hate to be up there in a plane? I'd hate to be there without one!'

Bunny rabbit helping Santa - 'I hate interns.'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time