First-time Experience Adventurer Pillows

'You look nervous, kid - this your first time?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"A possible eureka."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Tourists

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"