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'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

Echo Point

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Now that's an afro!'

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Camping-Pong

The Family Joules: Part 6

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport Bored Rooms

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Did you pack your own bags?"

The Fault of the Fowl

US Airlines

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

'And don't forget the eggs dear'