Moving Into Sheltered Accommodation Gifts

"Welcome, I'm – never mind, it doesn't matter."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Tool Box

A DIY disaster.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Student Food Pyramid

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

Reading in the rain.

Early House Hunting.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Frat House Feng Shui

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Male Computer Mouse: 'So...your Pad or mine?'

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'So I finally got cable.'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'