Shelter Seekers Gifts

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Visual Gag: Animal Shelter

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Hello from the shed.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Safe harbour

College of Arts and Sciences (and a few things to fall back on).

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

Hiding From Social Media

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

"You definitely have a case. This says nothing about eggs."

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."

'My job is to protect you from others like me.'

'Take ten days off work.'

Fallout Shelter

'Now for something in your price range!'. (real estate agent showing birdhouse to couple).

Stun-gun target practice