Asylum Seekers Gifts

Julian Assange trapped in the Ecuadorian Embassy.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Desert Island BBQ

"Try thinking about something else."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fleeing Kabul

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Metaphors.

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

Safe harbour

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'It's a moat.'

Hiding From Social Media

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Is there no escape from escapism?"