Asylum Seekers T-Shirts

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Desert Island BBQ

"Try thinking about something else."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fleeing Kabul

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Metaphors.

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

Safe harbour

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

'It's a moat.'

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

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