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Desert Island BBQ

"Try thinking about something else."

Fleeing Kabul

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Hiding From Social Media

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

US Asylum

'It's a moat.'

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

A rest by the way

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"