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Desert Island BBQ

"Try thinking about something else."

Fleeing Kabul

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

'It's a moat.'

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

A rest by the way

US Asylum

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

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