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"Welcome, I'm – never mind, it doesn't matter."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Tool Box

A DIY disaster.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

Student Food Pyramid

Frat House Feng Shui

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Reading in the rain.

Early House Hunting.

IKEA Book

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Male Computer Mouse: 'So...your Pad or mine?'

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'So I finally got cable.'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'