Movember Participant Gifts

30 Days Has Movember

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

How to wear a false moustache.

Tempest in a Teapot

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Prostate: 51st State

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Marathon costume

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

When boomerangs argue.

The Janopause

Boomeringue.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Real men have facial hair.

Rainbow Drinks

"That's remarkably self aware of you."

Ye Haul.

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

'I'm fed up with being told we're all too dim to manage any but the simplest of voting systems.'

Birthday boomerang

"Same time next month?"

When beardy blokes meet...

1973: Movember

Boomerang

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

Can you spot all five scenarios of discrimination towards people of color? Good luck!

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

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