Movember Gifts

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

Happy Movember.

30 Days Has Movember

'Movember is over...I want it off!'

"Actually chaps I think we may want to move away from the whole 'hair' thing for plan B."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"What sort of bird are you?"

Real men have facial hair.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Movember

1973: Movember

"That's remarkably self aware of you."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Mustaches Flying South After November

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."