Monthly Events Gifts

The man on the moon.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

AA Meeting Here Today

Green Balloon

See you at the farmers market!

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Church Basement Foodie

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

All dressed up and no place to go

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'