Monthly Events Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Green Balloon

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Children's Party

Church Basement Foodie

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'