Monthly Date Night Gifts

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"You do like octopus?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

So Close..

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Romance

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'