Monthly Date Night T-Shirts

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

So Close..

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"You're such a good listener."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Sauvignon Bonk

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Why we need poetry. . .

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Romantic Violinist.

"I love you, you big fool."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Do you mind?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Romance

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.