Date Nights T-Shirts

"I got the extra large. It's a long movie."

'I haven't seen all of any of them. I always fall asleep.'

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You do like octopus?"

So Close..

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You're such a good listener."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Why we need poetry. . .

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I love you, you big fool."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Do you mind?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Romance

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'