Movember Enthusiast Gifts

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Harold, you've changed."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

Prostate: 51st State

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

Responsibility and duties

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

30 Days Has Movember

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Unlike other companies, we are going to take the high road through this rough time, even if, at some point, we're obliged to raid the employee pension fund! Is everybody clear on that?"

Conference Pears

'I meet therefore I MANAGE.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'