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Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Harold, you've changed."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

Responsibility and duties

30 Days Has Movember

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Unlike other companies, we are going to take the high road through this rough time, even if, at some point, we're obliged to raid the employee pension fund! Is everybody clear on that?"

Conference Pears

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I meet therefore I MANAGE.'