Movember Maven Gifts

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Jack of all trades

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Textin’"

Ice skater

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

Jerk Gene

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'