Merger Maven Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the entrepreneurial spirit and sharp wit of a merger maven? Our collection features witty, creative products that make a memorable statement for anyone brave enough to navigate complex deals. Whether they love to flaunt their savvy on a T-shirt, relax with a pillow, enjoy a mug during coffee breaks, or beautify their space with a print, you'll find a gift that wonderfully suits their smart, strategic mindset.

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Miss Smith, try and find out who we are working for today.

Miss Smith, try and find out who we are working for today. mockup

Miss Smith, try and find out who we are working for today.

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"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit." mockup

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

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"You make monopropylenes, we make monopropylenes, we merge, and voila! Polypropylenes."

"You make monopropylenes, we make monopropylenes, we merge, and voila! Polypropylenes." mockup

"You make monopropylenes, we make monopropylenes, we merge, and voila! Polypropylenes."

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Before The Merger.

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'It appears that Megalamp Industries, a conglomerate, wants to take over our family.'

'It appears that Megalamp Industries, a conglomerate, wants to take over our family.' mockup

'It appears that Megalamp Industries, a conglomerate, wants to take over our family.'

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"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?" mockup

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

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"I'm not sure, Roger, if the merger was a good move."

"I'm not sure, Roger, if the merger was a good move." mockup

"I'm not sure, Roger, if the merger was a good move."

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'See? The clash of corporate cultures wasn't so great after all!'

'See? The clash of corporate cultures wasn't so great after all!' mockup

'See? The clash of corporate cultures wasn't so great after all!'

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Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

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'We haven't quite worked out all the bugs in his merger!'

'We haven't quite worked out all the bugs in his merger!' mockup

'We haven't quite worked out all the bugs in his merger!'

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"It's all part of the terms of the merger."

"It's all part of the terms of the merger." mockup

"It's all part of the terms of the merger."

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Unexpected Merger

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The merger has been called off

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"But what leverage can Viking Systems have to force this merger on us?"

"But what leverage can Viking Systems have to force this merger on us?" mockup

"But what leverage can Viking Systems have to force this merger on us?"

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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag." mockup

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system." mockup

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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Apples for sale

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.' mockup

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.' mockup

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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Drool Marks

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"#Win!"

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Creative department

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'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.' mockup

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

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"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?" mockup

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

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'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!' mockup

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

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'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?' mockup

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

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Direct Marketing...

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Trade Show Sherpas

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The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

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"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!" mockup

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

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"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner." mockup

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

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'Okay, okay, be patient!'

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?" mockup

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

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Merger Maven Gifts Collection

Merger Maven Mugs

Discover more clever mugs that celebrate the savvy merger maven—accent your morning routine with wit and style.

Merger Maven Pillows

Find cozy, witty pillows that add a touch of entrepreneurial charm to any space—ideal for the strategic thinker.

Merger Maven Prints

Browse inspiring prints that honor the art of deal-making, perfect for adding a creative touch to any office or living area.

Merger Maven T-Shirts

Explore our fun and smart T-shirts, perfect for the merger maven who loves to make a statement with humor and flair.