Migration Maven Gifts

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

Newspaper for ducks

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'The Thompsons moved to Florida, the Jacobs to Arizona, but we're still padding around on this damned iceberg!'

Goose Bus.

"In the winter Dumbo flies south to Disneyland."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Jack of all trades

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Textin’"

Ice skater

Direct Marketing...

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Trade Show Sherpas

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Just go with the workflow."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'