Moving-on Maven Gifts

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Jack of all trades

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Ice skater

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

Man carrying his boss.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'