Mousy Mischief Maker Pillows

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

God creates humans.

Timpani for the devil

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Mozart swimming.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Frankie the discount genie

A trap for Santa

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

The concert that never was. . .

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.