Mouselover Gifts

''Cheese' is your answer to everything!'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Motorherd

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Words of Love

Say it with flowers: It!

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."