Mouselover Prints

''Cheese' is your answer to everything!'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Motorherd

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Words of Love

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Say it with flowers: It!

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Urns in love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."