Ropelover Prints

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Bookworm Sleepover

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Horn of Leftovers

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Urns in love

"Space exploration"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Say it with flowers: It!

Words of Love

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Relationships.