Ropelover Mugs

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

Bookworm Sleepover

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Frog flirting.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Horn of Leftovers

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Urns in love

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Words of Love

Say it with flowers: It!

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Space exploration"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Relationships.