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"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change."