Mountain Meal Dreamers Prints

"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Life is too short to be little.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Just another day at Helium Farm

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change."