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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

The Golfing Accident

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."