Mount Rushmore Explorer Pillows

US National holiday

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Golfing Accident