Mound Meditator Gifts

"Of course there are termites in the basement - they're our kids."

Be Healthy

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Yoga with Baby

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"