Motto Master Gifts

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Moo Out Loud

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Man with post it note

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"