Motto Master Gifts

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Man with post it note

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.