Memo Master Gifts

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

'In conclusion, it is mission-critical that we strategically focus on a go-forward plan that is both pro active and goal-centric. Love, Bob.'

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

'Your memos do have a certain musicality, Fenton - but they're way too Country.'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

Interpretive Guide to Common Workplace Doodles.

'This memo clearly says it's from my desk, so don't come growling at me!'

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

Toad at Food & Drug Administration: 'Take a memo- we will no longer try to regulate witches...'

Man with post it note

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"