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Hell's Allotment Holders.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables