Motorcycle Quilters Gifts

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Quilt fanatic

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Bad Hare Day

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.