Motorcycle Quilters Gifts

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Bad Hare Day

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.