Motorcycle Admirer Gifts

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."