Motorcycle Admirer Gifts

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'