Motivation Struggler Pillows

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Back to work...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Gravity wins - again.'

Modern Studying

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Eye Opener

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Monday Checklist.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Monday 5:30 am

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

George was not a morning person.