Fitness Strugglers Pillows

'He sprained his wrist inserting the exercise DVD.'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"Pace yourself, Mother."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

Healthy Eating Fast

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'