Fitness Enthusiasts Confronted With Reality Pillows

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Cyclist Flamingoes

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Body Building

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Athlete

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'