Motion Novice Gifts

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

"First time pruning?"

Today we learned to count to one.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Tourist Attractions

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

Bad Violinist.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'Your first lesson is free.'

If I learn how to write Roman Numerals, will that help me write computer code?