Motion Dynamics Funster Pillows

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Pirates

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

The TROU of the Baroque

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

Leopards do change their spots

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"You spoil that boy."