Motion Dynamics Funster Prints

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Pirates

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

The TROU of the Baroque

"You spoil that boy."

Leopards do change their spots

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."